How many times was I up in the middle of the night last night?
Four.
How many times was it because I couldn't sleep?
Zero.
How many times was I up in the middle of the night the night before that?
Three.
How many times was it because I couldn't sleep?
Zero.
How many times was I up in the middle of the night the night before that?
Five.
How many times was it because I couldn't sleep?
Zero.
How many times was I up in the middle of the night the night before that?
Three.
How many times was it because I couldn't sleep?
Zero.
Need I go on?
I'm not getting any writing done because I'm a comatose basket case! RRRRRGGGG!!
Oh man do I remember those days! I feel your pain. More than you know!
ReplyDeleteHang in there!
(and smack me if I offer to tell you when my youngest started sleeping all night)
Thanks, V. Got a sick kiddo and my (still) incontinent dog. A lethal combination on my sleep habits.
ReplyDeleteUgh! I hope your kid feels better soon and that your dog gets over the incontinent issues!
ReplyDeleteChildren are wonderful beings. Now say that one hundred times. Dogs are a woman's best friend. Repeat fifty times.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe try: This too shall pass.
Hell with that, break out the whiskey!
ReplyDeleteI'll let you decide who it's for. ;)
Thanks, V!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Sue! I'll try it! :)
ReplyDeleteHAAA!!! Natalie!
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