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Saturday, November 20, 2010

Tree Knitting? Seriously?

I have never seen a clearer need for someone to get laid.



Why don't they just post a sign in the front yard stating
Knitter In Desperate Need of Sex
Inquire Within
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9 comments:

  1. MistyNovember 20, 2010 at 9:30 PM

    I'll make the sign if you stake it in her yard.

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  2. Susan Gourley/KelleyNovember 21, 2010 at 4:11 PM

    I think it's very judgmental of you to assume someone knitting a sweater for a tree is in need of a life. She obviously has a higher calling that unenlightened people like us can not comprehend.

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  3. Ava QuinnNovember 22, 2010 at 8:07 AM

    I'm on it, Misty! You get Smith to drive the getaway car (or 'burban) and we're golden!

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  4. Ava QuinnNovember 22, 2010 at 8:09 AM

    *hangs head in abject shame* Sorry, Sue.

    Unless you want to come along on the staking and be lookout? hmmm? hmmmmm?

    You know you want to!

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  5. VictoriaNovember 22, 2010 at 10:45 AM

    I'm there, Ava! I have my lead foot ready to drive us away fast! Someone needs to bring a camera!

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  6. Ava QuinnNovember 22, 2010 at 11:57 AM

    I knew you'd be down with this, Smith! You're the go-to girl. Now all we need is Natalie on board and we're set.

    Maybe even Melissa if she's willing to drive out of state for this op.

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  7. Natalie J. DamschroderDecember 26, 2010 at 5:51 PM

    I would have totally been lookout, as I lack Sue's level of humble compassion. Alas, this is how far behind on blog reading I was...

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  8. Ava QuinnDecember 26, 2010 at 9:42 PM

    See whatcha miss? A righteous time was had!

    You'll be on board with the next one, even if I have to employ the sea monkeys to go in and get you.

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  9. Natalie J. DamschroderDecember 27, 2010 at 6:45 AM

    You got it! :)

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