Just Couldn't Be Serious Today
Okay, so I was going to try to be serious and write about censorship, the dangers of spouting off opinions on blog comments, and the horrors of banning books. But I just can't seem to go there today. Too serious. Instead I'll give you a little glimpse into my deranged psyche.
I have a mental list, just for kicks, (that will now be preserved for posterity on this blog) of people whom I could never imagine ever having sex. Not that I could never imagine having sex with them (which I couldn't, because - ew). Just never imagine them ever doing the deed, period.
In no particular order, here they are:
Burl Ives
Raffi
Phyllis Diller
Fred Rogers
The Queen of England
Richard Simmons
Edward James Olmos
Adam West
William Shatner
Leonard Nimoy
Jaleel White
Pat Morita
Mel Brooks
Michael Dukakis
Sam Kinison
Barbara Bush
There are others, but now that I have you thinking about it, who'd be on your list?
Donald Trump (and I just threw up a little in my mouth on behalf of whoever joins him)
ReplyDeleteLOL - I'm pretty sure we have evidence the Queen had sex ;)
ReplyDeleteAdam West - that made me laugh out loud.
There are definitely people who I never, ever want to imagine having sex, but I'm not sure I have a list of people I can't imagine having sex, ever.
Tasha
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Such a funny list! I was surprised to see William Shatner's name ... and then I tried to picture him having sex and couldn't! So you're completely right on that one. :)
ReplyDeleteNow that's a list!!! Um...let's see...maybe Charlie Sheen? That guy's a mess.
ReplyDeletehaha well you know a little wax on, wax off can get a guy going
ReplyDeleteI had a hard time being serious today too. I just wasn't feeling too "exy." Great humorous post. Thanks for the laugh.
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Haha! This is hilarious! I agree with Andrea with Donald Trump.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason the only person I could think of was fictional . . . Edward Scissorhands. HAHA!
LOL! That's honestly not a place my mind has ever gone. You totally got me with Leonard Nimoy.
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Haha! What a list! Shatner would indeed be a little hard to picture doing it.
ReplyDeleteSo does William Shatner also mean Kirk and Lenonard Nimoy also mean Spock, or are characters a different matter? :)
ReplyDeleteSophie
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Toss Mickey Rooney on that list while you're at it. Um...even more so now that he's dead.
ReplyDeleteLOL Too funny! The Queen of England *snort*
ReplyDeleteHilarious!! And pretty much the same people...
ReplyDeleteFortunately for you, you don't have to try to imagine about Adam West. There's some book that will tell you all about it. And whatever his name was that played Robin.
ReplyDeleteLOL. Barbara Bush has how many children? You know what they say about every pot has a lid.
ReplyDelete@Andrea- GAH! My mental eyes! My Mental EYES!!!!!!
ReplyDelete@Tasha- True, but I still can't imagine it. lol!
@Lexa- Exactly. I just can't envision it.
@Stephanie- lol! Absolutely! He became a mess after this list, so he's a perfect update now!
@Pat- lol Yeah your namesake there, but still, I just can't!
@Debi Any time! As always, glad you stopped in!
@Chrys AAAAH! Yes! Edward Scissorhands! Yikes!
@Crystal- That's because you're way too classy. Yet you're kind enough to stoop to my level and pop in! lol!!
@Sherry- I know, right? lol!
@Sophie- LOL! I'll let you decide!
@Lynda- Yes! He's officially on the list now! Good one!
@S.K. :D
@randi lee- great minds think alike!
@Andrew **fingers in ears** La la la la! I'm not listening! I'm not listening!! lol
@Sue- Well played, Sue. Way to turn my words around on me! lol!!
You do realize that just by posting that list, you made me visualize them having sex, right? EW. I'm traumatized. But just to get back at you, how about Dick Cheney?
ReplyDelete@Liz- GACK!! That's the sound of me throwing up in the back of my throat. Thanks! grrrrr.
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