Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Could I or Couldn't I?

I don't know if I could make myself go to a male strip revue or the like. My personality is one of those where I leave the room or cover my head when an embarrassing situation comes on tv. I just can't take it. I'm not saying that the men at these shows should be embarrassed, I just don't think I'd survive a show because of how uncomfortable and embarrassed for others I'd be, whether for the men on stage or for some of the women in the crowd. I know I sound all holier than thou, but that's not it, really. Just watching this clip makes me completely uncomfortable. I can feel the blush trying to take over my cheeks, and that's in the privacy of my own home.

But here's the thing. The man in front has a body that shouldn't be allowed. He is chiseled beyond belief. It should be illegal. So I share it with you, ladies. I know most of you have been to see the Chippendales. So you'll have to let me know how the Playgirl men compare.

8 comments:

Natalie J. Damschroder said...

They're definitely built!

The revues I've seen have had better dancing and less self-touching (might be a PA law, I don't know) but the bodies compare well!!! :)

WV: sifful = sinful with a cold

Victoria said...

Whoot! Body in the front!!

He's almost as nice as my Squishy. lol It's the cowboy thing. whoot! I agree with Nat, the dancing was better.

I think you could do it, M. We need to go! Seriously. If I can...

dencla - taking your clothes off in the den!

AuthorM said...

It is a birthday tradition for me come March...

Heh.

M1

empso - mediocreally empathetic

Ava Quinn said...

Natalie - revues? As in plural? Sheesh, I'm talking to the right gal! I wasn't into the self touching part. (That was one of the things on the video that made me cringe.)

Ha! WV

Ava Quinn said...

Smith- If you can I can? I'm still not so sure:). I may run out with flaming cheeks. *Serious doubts*

I have to agree, that man up front has an amazing body. Never seen one that good in person. Thought they might be extinct this far north.

Ha! dencla! I see where my post put your brain. I'm going to have to work that into casual conversation and see who notices.

Ava Quinn said...

M1 - Eeep! I'd have to drink many margaritas to even consider it!

Hee hee! nice WV!

Victoria said...

You could definitely do it.
I have my share of embarassment, but it's mainly for the women making complete fools out of themselves. Though it is quite amusing!

wv - cannimme - self canibalism.

Natalie J. Damschroder said...

Oh, yes, M3, you are definitely in the right crowd for doing this. :)

I've been to only two revues (with a full performance of multiple dancers) and one strip club. I'm always game, and with us, you'll forget all about being embarrassed and have a blast! It will be dark(ish) and believe me, NO ONE will be looking at YOU.

Unless we pay for a lap dance for you, of course. :)

(Oh, re: the self-touching--that's about THEM, and a good show makes it about ME. That's why it doesn't do anything for me. :) )

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