Oldest Urchin - Mom, if you adopt a new kid. . .
Me - WTH wrinkle between my eyes: to self When did I start adopting kids?
O.U.- And they come to live with us. . .
The Man- Shoots me a bushy eyed "Is there something I should know?" glance that says When did you start adopting kids?
O.U. - Can they sleep in my top bunk and then I can have the green bedroom?
*Silence for about three seconds where crickets chirp*
Youngest Urchin - *Excessively indignant* I'm not sleeping with THAT kid!
17 hours ago