a blog that doesn't quite take itself seriously
*rrring...rrring*"Hello?""Are you the party who posted the flier about lost ambition?"*gasp* "Yes, I am! Did you find it?""I'm afraid we did, ma'am. Unfortunately, it's in lockup for disturbing the peace. Do you want to come down and bail it out?""What did it do?""Drinking, lap-dancing, and skinny-dipping in the fountain in front of the Capitol building, ma'am."
Ha!! That sounds like it! I'll be down to pick it up and pay for damages.
Ha ha ha!! Give your ambition a day or two to dry out and I'll bet it'll be so remorseful it'll do whatever you say!! Or, you know, maybe not...:)
I can only hope!!! :)
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