Tongue In Cheek: 555-HELP

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Lost: Ambition

If found, please return.
Thank you.

Natalie J. Damschroder said...: *rrring...rrring*

"Hello?"

"Are you the party who posted the flier about lost ambition?"

*gasp* "Yes, I am! Did you find it?"

"I'm afraid we did, ma'am. Unfortunately, it's in lockup for disturbing the peace. Do you want to come down and bail it out?"

"What did it do?"

"Drinking, lap-dancing, and skinny-dipping in the fountain in front of the Capitol building, ma'am."; October 28, 2008 at 2:21 PM
Ava Quinn said...: Ha!! That sounds like it! I'll be down to pick it up and pay for damages.; October 28, 2008 at 7:20 PM
Victoria said...: Ha ha ha!!
Give your ambition a day or two to dry out and I'll bet it'll be so remorseful it'll do whatever you say!!
Or, you know, maybe not...
:); October 28, 2008 at 8:00 PM
Ava Quinn said...: I can only hope!!! :); October 28, 2008 at 11:03 PM