~ my biggest fantasy right now is to acquire a sleep number bed?
~ the more laundry I do, the more there is; yet articles of my clothing go MIA?
~ I only have three tube socks? Not three pair, just three matching socks.
~ the radio stations around here insist on playing Billy Joel every hour?
~ every time I get close to making the sea monkeys my minions, their lawyer shows up, dripping sea water on my carpets, and brandishing more demands?
~ my motorcycle rides never last as long as they ought to?
Reviving the random
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