Thursday, October 21, 2010

Dear Squirrel In My Barn

Dear Squirrel Living In My Barn,
If you don't stop burying walnuts in my strawberry bed, I will shoot you, clean you, cook you and serve you up to my neighbor's cat as tender vittles - redneck style. I kid you not.

~A

8 comments:

Victoria said...

Umm...wow. I'm glad you're my friend. LOL Of course, I've never buried nuts in your strawberry patch, so I guess that's something! Ha!
And I'm glad you didn't say you were going to eat him!!

WV: hizat - too easy. Not even gonna.

Haleine said...

Ooh. Could you do the same to the moles who are digging tunnels all through our new lawn? Thanks...

Susan Gourley/Kelley said...

Ouch! Squirrel stew maybe?

Ava Quinn said...

Don't think it didn't cross my mind V.

I'm on it, M!

I'm all for it, Sue!

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Natalie J. Damschroder said...

What's wrong with walnuts in the strawberry bed?

liberation flamingo said...

that was a beautiful post. i too, hate squirrels.

have you ever heard that song by B.A johnston?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTGKkZQbdK4

you would like it!

Ava Quinn said...

That song about sums up my angry squirrel thoughts to a T, Flamingo. The happy little tune playing behind the angry lyrics was my favorite part, though. Thanks for sharing it!

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