Dear Squirrel Living In My Barn,
If you don't stop burying walnuts in my strawberry bed, I will shoot you, clean you, cook you and serve you up to my neighbor's cat as tender vittles - redneck style. I kid you not.
~A
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1 week ago
8 comments:
Umm...wow. I'm glad you're my friend. LOL Of course, I've never buried nuts in your strawberry patch, so I guess that's something! Ha!
And I'm glad you didn't say you were going to eat him!!
WV: hizat - too easy. Not even gonna.
Ooh. Could you do the same to the moles who are digging tunnels all through our new lawn? Thanks...
Ouch! Squirrel stew maybe?
Don't think it didn't cross my mind V.
I'm on it, M!
I'm all for it, Sue!
What's wrong with walnuts in the strawberry bed?
that was a beautiful post. i too, hate squirrels.
have you ever heard that song by B.A johnston?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTGKkZQbdK4
you would like it!
That song about sums up my angry squirrel thoughts to a T, Flamingo. The happy little tune playing behind the angry lyrics was my favorite part, though. Thanks for sharing it!
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