- Um, unicorn, I can't help you right now. My babies are trying to kill me.
- I have my duckies. (Imaginary ones) The green one bites, so watch out. His teeth are huge. The purple one just gives kisses.
- No! I'm not talking to you! I'm Cinderella and I'm DEAD!!! So No Talking!
My mechanic once noted that no car seats could fit on the back of my motorcycle. I turned to him and replied sweetly, "That's kinda the point."
From the pit (of despair)
4 hours ago