Monday, February 4, 2013

Big Orange is in the Clear. It's That Other One

Some of you may remember that the sea monkey tribe that lives in my bathtub made a territory grab last summer and infiltrated the fish tank. (click for back story) I immediately suspected that the sea monkeys had turned the enormous carny goldfish to the Wet Side. And believe me, they tried. But Big Orange remained true blue and wouldn't flip on the family.

Not so for the other one.

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The sea monkeys could ride that bad boy to world domination. (Note their eerie foggy presence.)

The white and orange fish apparently feels it's better than the other one since it came from a garden store. Because of this uppidy notion, he's thrown his lot in with the sea monkeys. How do I know, you may ask? Because of the sucking.

Yes. Sucking.

The smaller one (which is now almost the size of the bigger one) rises to the top of the tank and sucks its little brains out, making a loud slapping sound. It's freakishly loud! You can hear it all over the house! I mean the sea monkeys with their warbling tribal chants has nothing on this thing.

And it's driving me crazy. Ipso facto, the sea monkeys. They're behind this for sure.

So again, I'll need to go on the offensive. I'm ready to submerge an operative from the Gnome Underground Network (G.U.N.) in the tank to do a little "wet work" for me.

But for now, I'll only have time to do a quick tidy up since author Sara Walter Ellwood will be visiting Tongue in Cheek tomorrow. Stop back to check out her interview and newest release.

Until then, Citizens!


Delynn Royer said...

Sorry I'm late, Ava. I heard the Trek red alert and rushed to find my security officer uniform, then realized that could be dangerous. (Expendable.) So now, I've arrived in my cute communications officer uniform (Uhura mini-skirt) only to realize you're in the midst of another Sea Monkey infiltration. So here's my question: What should I wear for Sara Walter Ellwood's interview tomorrow? ;)

Susan Gourley/Kelley said...

I had a fish like that once. I should have known a dumb goldfish didn't come up with such an idea on its own.

Ava Quinn said...

LOL! Yes, you definitely don't want to show up for a red alert in a red shirt. You'd be gone before the first commercial break.

And as for tomorrow? I'm seeing cowboy boots for sure.

Thanks for stopping by Delynn!

Ava Quinn said...

Ha! Too funny, Sue!

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