Sunday, November 17, 2013

Bratz- Precursors to the Alien Invasion

Flashback Sunday- Here's a peek at an old post from January 2013. I've got some doozies in my past, and figured some of you might get a kick out of one of my conspiracy theories. Enjoy!

It has long been my belief that Bratz were invented to smooth the way for a hostile alien invasion. Their rise in popularity will make the masses much more accepting of their new alien overlords.

Check out the similarities in their physical features.

pic from thehairpin.com

Note both possess the abnormally large slanted eyes. The lack of a definitive nose. The tiny body with huge head. Glam up this green one and you'd have a ringer. Wait, they already did that!

pic from the bestdolldress

So now they're beginning the subjugation of the younger generation through savvy toy marketing. You can tell they've done their homework. They know us well.

I of course, envision something like this happening in the very near future.


And have already begun programming my own urchins against the indoctrination of alien space invaders. Every time they see a Bratz or their equally evil counterparts from Monster High, they immediately say things like, "Eeeew, Mommy. Look! They're so ugly!"

And it makes my heart glow with paternal pride that I have given them the rudimentary defense against the impending alien invasion.

12 comments:

Pat Hatt said...

lol oh no, they are programming us to like the probe. Run away!

Susan Gourley/Kelley said...

After five boys, my baby girl didn't want anything to do with Bratz. I think she only played with Barbie a dozen times.

Mina Lobo said...

Oh, my dear Goth ~ YOU'RE RIGHT!!! The humanity! But where does Bieber fit in, in this heinous conspiracy??? ::shudders::

Ava Quinn said...

Lol, Pat! Rule # 1 - Cardio!! I better get into better shape to outrun the alien scourge.

Ava Quinn said...

She didn't stand a chance with five big brothers, did she Sue? lol!

Ava Quinn said...

I know he fits somewhere, Mina. I just can't dwell on the fall out of that! lol!

Beverly Fox said...

Good reason to be proud! Your youngins will be well conditioned by the time they arrive!

One flaw in the alien's plans though: I know a lot of girls ar prone to popping the heads off their dolls, might they be inclined to do the same to the real thing?

Susan Oloier said...

Wow! This is a conspiracy I completely overlooked. Perhaps because I have boys. I wonder if there is a boy-equivalent toy out there to prepare for invasion. I'll be on the look out.

Liz Blocker said...

Oh my god. I've been so blind for so long. How could I have missed this??? QUICK DESTROY THE BRATZ!!

LOL. I always thought they were really weird. Now I know why ;)

Ava Quinn said...

Keep your eyes peeled, Susan! Those aliens can be subtle. lol.

Ava Quinn said...

LOL, Liz!!

Ava Quinn said...

Good thinking, Beverly! We can only hope. Girl power!

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