Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Help! I've Been Kidnapped By Carnies!

Okay listen carefully. I've been taken prisoner by some sinister carnival folk who set up in the back yard last week. I've stolen one of their phones and plugged in remotely to the blog. They're debating on whether to make me be the bearded lady



or wear the two headed goat costume.



Send help! Quick!!

14 comments:

Pat Hatt said...

I'll send a big razor or hedge clippers, you'll be free in no time

Marci Koski said...

OMG, I love you, Ava! Best wishes for an interesting time with the carnies! :D

Susan Gourley/Kelley said...

Three words. Laser hair removal.

Loni Townsend said...

Maybe if you're the goat, you can chew your way out of there!

Anna (herding cats-burning soup) said...

Bwhaha I so needed a chuckle.

Jemi Fraser said...

There's got to a strong man hiding somewhere back there who can help you! :)

Lexa Cain said...

I bet the monkey and the cockatoo have something to do with it. They didn't like it when you called their picture "terrifying," and they're made-men in carnival land. :O

Carol Kilgore said...

Hahaha! Quick, make a break for it. But whatever you do, stay away from the magician.

Sherry Ellis said...

I'll send you some Venus razors and shaving cream, and you'll be fine!

Stephanie Faris said...

Hanging out with carnies? If we stop hearing from you after this week, we'll know to watch for you when the carnival comes to our towns.

Crystal Collier said...

Here, let me toss you some invisible spray so you can sneak out from their midst. If that doesn't work, I'll throw you some of the stinkiest cheese of all time to knock them out so you can run. =)

Chemist Ken said...

Choose the goat costume. It's cuter.

Christine Rains said...

I think the bearded lady is quite lovely and elegant. Never underestimate the fashion statement of a well-groomed beard!

Brentlee Ryan said...

This is hilarious. Where is this circus? I wanna join!

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