or wear the two headed goat costume.
Send help! Quick!!
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Wednesday, August 13, 2014
Help! I've Been Kidnapped By Carnies!
Okay listen carefully. I've been taken prisoner by some sinister carnival folk who set up in the back yard last week. I've stolen one of their phones and plugged in remotely to the blog. They're debating on whether to make me be the bearded lady
or wear the two headed goat costume.
Send help! Quick!!
or wear the two headed goat costume.
Send help! Quick!!
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I'll send a big razor or hedge clippers, you'll be free in no time
OMG, I love you, Ava! Best wishes for an interesting time with the carnies! :D
Three words. Laser hair removal.
Maybe if you're the goat, you can chew your way out of there!
Bwhaha I so needed a chuckle.
There's got to a strong man hiding somewhere back there who can help you! :)
I bet the monkey and the cockatoo have something to do with it. They didn't like it when you called their picture "terrifying," and they're made-men in carnival land. :O
Hahaha! Quick, make a break for it. But whatever you do, stay away from the magician.
I'll send you some Venus razors and shaving cream, and you'll be fine!
Hanging out with carnies? If we stop hearing from you after this week, we'll know to watch for you when the carnival comes to our towns.
Here, let me toss you some invisible spray so you can sneak out from their midst. If that doesn't work, I'll throw you some of the stinkiest cheese of all time to knock them out so you can run. =)
Choose the goat costume. It's cuter.
I think the bearded lady is quite lovely and elegant. Never underestimate the fashion statement of a well-groomed beard!
This is hilarious. Where is this circus? I wanna join!
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