Wednesday, November 3, 2010

As The New Reigning 'Possum Queen . . .

I would like to make my first official comments to the world. First of all, I'd like to thank the community who attended the Moonshine and Fried Possum Carnival for all your heartfelt, yet odoriferous votes. As I stood on the Pot Bellied 'Possum stage with the other contestants, waiting for last year's queen to place her hand above my head so you all could belch your approval, tears gathered in the corners of my eyes. To be the recipient of the loudest belches from the crowd and thereby earning the crown was an experience I will never forget.

Then, to have the Pot Bellied Pooh Bah in his possum fur covered fez lead you all in the 'Possum Salute as I took my first walk wearing the Possum crown across the dais, well, there just aren't words. The silent mock death salute with raised hands curled, eyes rolled back and tongues hanging in the breeze- it's just too much to take.

And the crown! The taxidermist that created it with the mama possum saluting at the front and all her babies doing the salute perched on her back as they peek around her? It's just breath taking. And I've never seen rhinestones used in such a unique way before. I'll wear it to all my Pot Bellied 'Possum functions knowing that every 'Possum Queen before me wore it with pride.

Now for the naysayers out there. You know who you are (Berthalynn and Elmeretta). I did not win because I was the only contestant with all her teeth. I'll have you know that I also shave my armpits and have mastered the mysteries of the bathtub. So back off!

As for my duties as this year's reigning 'Possum Queen. I swore the oath to do my darned tootin-est to represent the entire line of canned Pot Bellied Processed 'Possum Products to the best of my ability. From Creamed 'Possum to 'Possum Roadkill Stew. From hash to grits and all affiliated gravies and desserts in between. I will do it with possum pride in my heart. Thank you for voting me your new 'Possum Queen. I salute you!

9 comments:

Haleine said...

All right, the picture at the end is a little scary but the post before it was great.

Congratulations. Enjoy the crown (which does sound spectacular) and long may you reign.

Victoria said...

LOL. You crack me up!

Enjoy your crown and all of the swag that comes with it! :)

Susan Gourley/Kelley said...

I wanna see the crown, your highness.

Ava Quinn said...

Thanks, Melissa. Love the new avatar!

Ava Quinn said...

Thanks, V. It comes with much swag. All the canned possum I can eat.

Ava Quinn said...

It's best not to look directly at it, Sue. It's a little to, uh, glorious to take in all at once.

Natalie J. Damschroder said...

You are not right in the head. :)

Ava Quinn said...

Are you just figuring that out now? lol

Natalie J. Damschroder said...

I was reminded. LOL

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