I have never seen a clearer need for someone to get laid.
Why don't they just post a sign in the front yard stating
Knitter In Desperate Need of Sex
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BRING IT ON. (I'm ready)
1 day ago
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I'll make the sign if you stake it in her yard.
I think it's very judgmental of you to assume someone knitting a sweater for a tree is in need of a life. She obviously has a higher calling that unenlightened people like us can not comprehend.
I'm on it, Misty! You get Smith to drive the getaway car (or 'burban) and we're golden!
*hangs head in abject shame* Sorry, Sue.
Unless you want to come along on the staking and be lookout? hmmm? hmmmmm?
You know you want to!
I'm there, Ava! I have my lead foot ready to drive us away fast! Someone needs to bring a camera!
I knew you'd be down with this, Smith! You're the go-to girl. Now all we need is Natalie on board and we're set.
Maybe even Melissa if she's willing to drive out of state for this op.
I would have totally been lookout, as I lack Sue's level of humble compassion. Alas, this is how far behind on blog reading I was...
See whatcha miss? A righteous time was had!
You'll be on board with the next one, even if I have to employ the sea monkeys to go in and get you.
You got it! :)
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