Check out the similarities in their physical features.
|Pic from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bratz|
|pic from the bestdolldress|
So now they are beginning the subjugation of the younger generation through savvy toy marketing. You can tell they've done their homework. They know us well.
I of course, envision something like this happening in the very near future.
And it makes my heart glow with paternal pride that I have given them the rudimentary defense against the impending alien invasion.
Up soon, the Tongue in Cheek 2012 year in review post. Until then, Citizens!