Okay, so I couldn't just let it be boring. Recently I was doing some casual research on carnival sideshows/freak shows. Don't ask. I came across the carny terminology for deformed babies preserved in jars of formaldehyde. They are called pickled punks.
So here's your assignment should you choose to accept it. Try to casually insert one or more of the following phrases into an everyday conversation a la Steve Martin in Leap of Faith, and see who notices first.
1. pickled punks
2. Saint Peter on a pogo stick
3. freeze dried olive loaf
4. leopard print banana hammock
And for bonus points - testicle tattoos
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