So as I look around at the unicorns farting fruit scented air freshner, I take a bite of broccoli that tastes like chocolate and has zero calories. The elves and faeries have taken care of all my laundry. The gnomes found a cork to put in my incontinent dog and the helpful little birdies are doing the cooking from now on.
Ahhhhh. Finally I can really concentrate on my solution to world peace. *Big sigh of contentment and fulfillment*
(Delirium has set in. Send help quick!)
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Very nice happy place!
Yes. It's so colorful and pretty. And the unicorns make it smell great!
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