Sunday, January 17, 2010

Dear Best Selling Author

Here's a little advice. In your bio, don't tell me that you travel to exotic international locales several times a year. It only makes me not want to give you my money. I will turn around and buy your books from an Ebay seller who, I'm sure, needs the money more than you do. Just sayin'.


Susan Kelley said...

Oh, crap. Did I tell you I'm going to Millersville, PA. to watch a field hockey tournament next weekend. Please don't abandon my books. And I'll probably stop at some fast food place for an exotic dinner on the way home.

Ava Quinn said...

You jet setter! All the way to Lancaster County? But you know I could never stop buying your books.

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