Why can't I have cool skills like this?
My secret talent holds no true value in the real world. I couldn't even somehow work it into my supervillain plans.
So, any mad skills you want to share? They've got to be better than my secret weapon!
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A Sign That I'm Really Back
4 days ago
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That guy is pretty amazing...
As for my secret talent, I can precision fold jeans in a single bound. Well, actually, I've never tried it while bounding, but I'm pretty sure I could do it.
I can also inhale an entire package of double stuff oreos in a single sitting.
Other than that, I'm out.
I'd love to see the precision folding mid bound! That truly is a super power. Almost as impressive as leaping a capital T in a single bound. (who remembers Letterman from the Electric Company? Anyone?)
Okay, I've admired your secret talent before. I'm not sure I have a special secret super talent but I do have this odd nuturing ability. My house plants grow out through the ceiling and my pets are the longest lived healthiest animals ever. My dog and cat amaze my vet and all my previous pets were the same. I don't feel like I do anything special. I would never try to raise rabbits.
Impressive, Sue! Want to come heal my dog?
I have no secret talents. I blab about them all. :)
Ok, Sue. Come fix my dog, too!
Natalie - a woman of heralded talents!
Or a braggart. Depends on your mood, I suppose. LOL
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