I wonder if I'll get the hex signs on the barn before it falls down?
I wonder if hex signs really work? Maybe they'll keep the Jehovah's Witnesses at bay.
Maybe if I don't mow the front yard, that will deter the Jehovah's Witnesses.
If I just let the grass overtake the whole yard, maybe I could get thrown in jail, because right now, a jail term seems synonymous with spa getaway.
If I took all these grass clippings and laid them out back on the big field the fire department has behind my house, spelling UFOs LAND HERE would they come and take me away?
I wonder if I could write a convincing paranormal story where the weeds have an uprising?
Oh. The driveway's done.
Guess it's time for the yard.
In the wild
1 day ago