Mutton chops are long, sometimes bushy, sideburns that reach either the jawline or connect to a mustache. They can be trimmed and stylized in any number of ways. As such.
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1. Elvis impersonator.
Elvis did right by the mutton chop in the seventies.
And the impersonators know it. Have a look.
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2. Lumberjack
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay . . . with my mutton chops.
Motorcycle gang member
But let it be known that a mutton chop wearing member cannot rise in the hierarchy above the level of "thug". Leaders must make special facial hair concessions and have either a ZZ Top beard or a Fu Manchu mustache.
4. Horror film hillbilly extra #6
One through five being taken by other men with bushy beards or very scraggly mustaches.
So that's it on the mutton chop except to declare them magnificent. (Just like the mullet) And to prove my point, I leave you with this.
Nothing but mutton chops, baby!
Which career path would you choose if mutton chops adorned your mug?
3 comments:
Well, Elvis is right out. Could I pick Wolverine? If not, I'll go with motorcycle gang member. Unless you think the ability to ride a motorcycle is important. Then I'll have to go with Horror film hillbilly extra #6.
Well, if it was me, I guess I would have to be one of those side shows in a circus. I find the mutton chop very unattractive. Didn't even like Elvis's.
LOL, guys!!
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