Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Could I or Couldn't I?

I don't know if I could make myself go to a male strip revue or the like. My personality is one of those where I leave the room or cover my head when an embarrassing situation comes on tv. I just can't take it. I'm not saying that the men at these shows should be embarrassed, I just don't think I'd survive a show because of how uncomfortable and embarrassed for others I'd be, whether for the men on stage or for some of the women in the crowd. I know I sound all holier than thou, but that's not it, really. Just watching this clip makes me completely uncomfortable. I can feel the blush trying to take over my cheeks, and that's in the privacy of my own home.

But here's the thing. The man in front has a body that shouldn't be allowed. He is chiseled beyond belief. It should be illegal. So I share it with you, ladies. I know most of you have been to see the Chippendales. So you'll have to let me know how the Playgirl men compare.


Natalie J. Damschroder said...

They're definitely built!

The revues I've seen have had better dancing and less self-touching (might be a PA law, I don't know) but the bodies compare well!!! :)

WV: sifful = sinful with a cold

Victoria said...

Whoot! Body in the front!!

He's almost as nice as my Squishy. lol It's the cowboy thing. whoot! I agree with Nat, the dancing was better.

I think you could do it, M. We need to go! Seriously. If I can...

dencla - taking your clothes off in the den!

AuthorM said...

It is a birthday tradition for me come March...



empso - mediocreally empathetic

Ava Quinn said...

Natalie - revues? As in plural? Sheesh, I'm talking to the right gal! I wasn't into the self touching part. (That was one of the things on the video that made me cringe.)

Ha! WV

Ava Quinn said...

Smith- If you can I can? I'm still not so sure:). I may run out with flaming cheeks. *Serious doubts*

I have to agree, that man up front has an amazing body. Never seen one that good in person. Thought they might be extinct this far north.

Ha! dencla! I see where my post put your brain. I'm going to have to work that into casual conversation and see who notices.

Ava Quinn said...

M1 - Eeep! I'd have to drink many margaritas to even consider it!

Hee hee! nice WV!

Victoria said...

You could definitely do it.
I have my share of embarassment, but it's mainly for the women making complete fools out of themselves. Though it is quite amusing!

wv - cannimme - self canibalism.

Natalie J. Damschroder said...

Oh, yes, M3, you are definitely in the right crowd for doing this. :)

I've been to only two revues (with a full performance of multiple dancers) and one strip club. I'm always game, and with us, you'll forget all about being embarrassed and have a blast! It will be dark(ish) and believe me, NO ONE will be looking at YOU.

Unless we pay for a lap dance for you, of course. :)

(Oh, re: the self-touching--that's about THEM, and a good show makes it about ME. That's why it doesn't do anything for me. :) )

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