Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Everything's Rainbows, Puppies and Pixie Stixx

So as I look around at the unicorns farting fruit scented air freshner, I take a bite of broccoli that tastes like chocolate and has zero calories. The elves and faeries have taken care of all my laundry. The gnomes found a cork to put in my incontinent dog and the helpful little birdies are doing the cooking from now on.

Ahhhhh. Finally I can really concentrate on my solution to world peace. *Big sigh of contentment and fulfillment*

(Delirium has set in. Send help quick!)


Natalie J. Damschroder said...

Very nice happy place!

Ava Quinn said...

Yes. It's so colorful and pretty. And the unicorns make it smell great!

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