Curse You, Head Cold I Was Unprepared For!
This is how The Man stumbled upon me as I dazedly contemplated the decade old Benadryl in my hand, trying to remember what I knew about half-life potency of certain drugs. Which, whether sick or healthy, is pretty much diddly over squat.
Cautiously, like approaching an injured animal in the wild, The Man asked, "Whatcha got there?"
Clutching the medicine that expired in 2003 to my chest like it's My Preciousssss, I replied, "Nothing."
"Nothing, huh?"
"Just some medicine I think I might take."
"Lemme see it."
I shook my head, wishing immediately that I hadn't.
He gave me that disapproving look, the one he saves for when I've really gone off the reservation. The one that's part, "Do we really have to ride this train?" and "Why do I always have to be the responsible adult?"
After much coaxing and bribery by alcohol, he got me to release the medicine and brought me some whiskey with honey and lemon in it, which I sipped until he came back from the store with Nyquil and day time cough medicine.
That Man, I tell you. He's a keeper.
So I've been sick and wishing I could stay in bed, but nursery school duty calls and I must obey--since I'm hoping to give the germs right back to those little critters!
Anywho, until next time, Citizens, when I'll be talking about music and writing. Stay healthy! And if you see any little glazed doughnut monsters wiping their noses on their sleeves. . . head the other way!
11 comments:
I miss you this year but I know you're a very busy girl with those girls of yours and that awesome guy.
A is for Awwwwwwwwwww schucks!
He's a good guy. I wouldn't let my wife take expired medicine either.
lol that was the spirit, give those germs back
Yup, you're right - I do love this one!! You have such a great way of painting these absurd, hilarious scenes :)
Oh, and it's tuchuses, by the way. I swear: http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/tuchus That's the lovely guttural 'ch' sound, right in the back of the throat. Ah, yiddish.
I've so been thinking about you these past weeks. Hoping everything is OK.
Feel better.
I'm glad your husband is the responsible adult and that you didn't "ride that train." Yes, he's definitely a keeper! :)
Re-runs are fun and I don't think I read this one the first time around. He sure is a keeper. :)
It's only fair to return the germs from whence they came. I love poetic justice.
I think the whiskey cure is the best. I got a cold this winter and searched the house over for our whiskey stash, but it was wiped out. None of the teens in my house were responsible. Must have been the dog.
You're both lucky to have each other! Stay healthy, Ava!
Julie
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