I'm in a mood.
But what I'm really afraid of is that it's a metamorphosis. I'll fall asleep and somehow grow a chrysalis.
Or like Gregor, awake to find myself a cockroach. What does a person feel like before taking on some hideous physical transformation? Do they crave Ho Ho's and tomato juice?
I guess I'm just not feeling like myself.
It doesn't help that where ever I go, people look at me like this:
Hold on while I consult the Magic Eight Ball to see how this will turn out. Hmmmmmmmmm. "Outlook not so good".
Not what I was hoping to hear. Seems strange things are afoot at the Circle K, I mean Chez Quinn. Let's hope it straightens itself out soon. But if you happen to look out your window and see something like this:
You may want to run too.
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That prank could go horribly wrong. Funny how some people didn't react.
Maybe it's just a phase. Just party on, dude.
lmao that 2nd last guy looks like he got a wedgie.
=) That second guy's a good sprinter--especially considering that suit.
LOL. I say go for it. Indulge the mood. What's wrong with Slayer Ts, shrimp puffs, and tequila, anyway? ;)
I'm with Liz.
Also, the possibility of pranks like that is why I never leave my house. Unless I need chocolate.
Hmmm... I think this is all part of being a writer. Just go with it!
Maybe you're pregnant.
I know, I know. Bite my tongue. :P
Great prank. :D
Maybe you're transforming into something even more amazing than you already are. When people rush you, realize they are your adoring fans. :D
Okay, I'd totally freak if I saw a group of people running at me:)
Oh, see, this sounds familiar. Only for me, it's stretchy pants, sports bras, Cheetos and white wine (and sometimes freeze pops). I've never once woken up as a cockroach. I hope that's some comfort. ;)
Though you might not feel like yourself, your writing is funny and as always, pretty darn good.
I really enjoyed your article. Something interesting. LOL. And sometimes i was scared too.
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