Bratz, The Precursors to the Alien Invasion
It has long been my belief that Bratz were invented to smooth the way for a hostile alien invasion. Their rise in popularity will make the masses much more accepting of their new alien overlords.
Check out the similarities in their physical features.
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So now they're beginning the subjugation of the younger generation through savvy toy marketing. You can tell they've done their homework. They know us well.
I of course, envision something like this happening in the very near future.
And have already begun programming my own Urchins against the indoctrination of alien space invaders. Every time they see a Bratz or their equally evil counterparts from Monster High, they immediately say things like, "Eeeew, Mommy. Look! They're so ugly!"
And it makes my heart glow with maternal pride that I have given them the rudimentary defense against the impending alien invasion.