Bratz, The Precursors to the Alien Invasion
It has long been my belief that Bratz were invented to smooth the way for a hostile alien invasion. Their rise in popularity will make the masses much more accepting of their new alien overlords.
Check out the similarities in their physical features.
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So now they're beginning the subjugation of the younger generation through savvy toy marketing. You can tell they've done their homework. They know us well.
I of course, envision something like this happening in the very near future.
And have already begun programming my own Urchins against the indoctrination of alien space invaders. Every time they see a Bratz or their equally evil counterparts from Monster High, they immediately say things like, "Eeeew, Mommy. Look! They're so ugly!"
And it makes my heart glow with maternal pride that I have given them the rudimentary defense against the impending alien invasion.
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You've managed to explain Bratz - I am astounded. Is it a sign when conspiracy theories begin to make sense? :)
Tasha
Tasha's Thinkings
I knew there was a reason I turned my daughter against them! I am finally guilt free....now what shall we do about those Monster High chicks?
Hilarious. I totally think you're on to something.
Not sure how I missed your blog in the past but I'm so glad to find it now through the A-Z. Thanks for visiting my blog, it's great to meet you. :)
And have you noticed how the most recent Disney movies have similar looking heroines? the invasion is coming.
I am so glad I'm not the only one whigged out by Bratz dolls. At least Barbie dolls are somewhat normal looking despite their embellished womanly features.
Now off to pack up every Bratz and Monster High doll in the house and burn them in the fire pit. I'll show those aliens.
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If they start probing I'm going to eliminate every Bratz going.
Bahaha, Bratz and aliens. That's amazing.
Bratz dolls do bear an uncanny resemblance to aliens. I will have to coach my kids as you have immediately if not sooner!
I love this post for so many reasons. When our daughter was five years old, my aunt gave her a Bratz lookalike doll. We, of course, said NO WAY and returned it, telling her we didn't allow our daughter to play with dolls that were dressed as hookers. My aunt (ever the innocent) said, "Oh, I thought it was a ballerina." Yeah, because ripped black fishnet stockings and a miniskirt are high fashion for ballerinas everywhere.
Laughing out loud here! Great connection. Well played!!!
So that's how Bratz came about. Thanks for giving me a great laugh.
Deb@ debioneille.blogspot.com
LOL! Beware the invasion! Oh my... We didn't like them because they were just ugly, but to know the true reason behind that ugliness...
I've always been suspicious of dolls too. Many of them are just creepy - and what about that "Chucky" doll? There's definitely something wrong with him. I'm glad you're educating your kids to repudiate the evil doll dominion.
Wow, now I feel like an experienced visitor - I got all excited, like, "HEY! I know the Bratz!" I felt like an insider ;) (Yes, I am a dork. Moving on)
Thanks to your exposure of this well-planned conditioning of our youth, the aliens will have to find yet *another* toy to use in their malevolent schemes...I suppose this is why "My Buddy" dolls and Teddy Ruxpin are no longer in production. My god, what new horror will they come up with next???
Damn, you caught onto the plan, quick Agent z, we need a new plan...lol, love it, brill post.
Oh my gosh! I think you're on to something LOL
I've always hated BRATZ! Now I know why! LOL
Jamie Dement (LadyJai)
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Oh my word, I almost became one of those people who is like, "OMG, space invasion?!?!" and gets eaten/decapitated/brutally disfigured in the first five minutes of the movie. But I'm prepared now. Next time I see a Bratz doll, I'm going to rip its head off to show the aliens I'm not to be trifles with. :)
I actually remember this post- it was hysterical then, and it still is!
@Tasha I think it is. ;)
@Andrea Glad to be of service!
@Julie Thanks! It's great to meet you too!!
@Sue Oh NOOO! You're right!!
@Cheryl Atta girl! You show them!
@Pat I'm behind you! (But not with a probe. Just as back up.)
@S.L. Thanks! :)
@Sherry Hurry! Before it's too late!!
@Lynda YES! Exactly! Thanks for stopping in. :)
@randi lee Thanks! :D
@Debi Absolutely!
@Crystal And the truth shall set you free!
@Lexa Ha!! Thanks!
@Liz lol! This is the only recent one I picked, so it'll probably be your only rerun. ;) So come back for more!
@Marci Baa haa ha! But now I have the My Buddy commercial song stuck in my head. Thanks. *evil glare*
@40+ HA! Yes, I'm onto you!! lol Thanks!
@S.K. You never know, even a blind pig finds an acorn sometimes! lol!
@Jamie Glad I could clarify your hatred! :D
@Sarah Now you know. And Knowing is half the battle. lol!
@Beverly Oh no! My only recent rerun and it's one you've already seen! I'll do better next time!
My daughter had a short phase into those things. Needless to say, I'm glad it was short. Mainly because it's less chance for the aliens to take us over.
Thank goodness, my daughter was never into Barbies & dolls {she always preferred stuffed animals and hot wheels cars}, so we skipped right over the Bratz phenomenon. Even so, I could never quite figure out what parent would actually let their kid play with a toy that refers to itself in a negative way, and whose characters {as represented in animated episodes} are just that: brats. Based on the new data you offer herein, I'm gonna guess those parents have already been taken over by the invasion. I'll pray for their sad, possessed souls.
I'm participating in AtoZ, too.
See you around!
~Andi-Roo
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